SuperWoman

july 27, 2009.
hadn't had all 3 boys by myself for a full day in awhile.

so it went...

6:30 am. daddy up. babyboys up. diapers. clothes on. in the bouncers. thank GOD for daddy.
owen up. diaper changed. clothes on. breakfast made. owen eating. thank GOD for daddy.
mommy up. coffee now. breakfast later.

7:45 am daddy gone.
nooooo please noooooooooooooooooo when will we win the lottery so he can stay?

7:46am baby einstein on.
boys happy.
mommy dressed. more coffee please.

7:47 am playtime with all boys.
please owen don't scratch. please owen don't bite. please owen don't lay on their heads. please owen don't take their pacifiers out their mouths. good boy owen.

owen helps mommy put dishes away. owen helps mommy put load of laundry in machine. baby boys happy. note to self: owen never watched one second of tv. second note to self: standards lowered with multiple children. third note: thank you tv.

owen placed in baby jumperoo while mommy puts babies down for nap.
9:00 am... babies asleep - HOORAH.

mommy and owen play arts & crafts and have a snack.
finger painting... forth note to self: owen is too young for this. keep paint hidden for months.
playdoh - score!
coloring and stickers - score!
owen happy.

10:45am... hear the brothers.
brothers up!
owen in mommy's tub while brothers nurse.

einstein happy time.

11:30... daddy home for lunch. CHA CHING.
food fest. babies happy. owen happy.
play with daddy.

almost 1pm. owen whiny.. time for nap!
1:10pm. all children sleeping.
thank you Jesus lord.
daddy back to work. thank you state of LA for daddy's boss never paying attention to long lunches.

1:11pm. mommy lays on ground staring at ceiling for 3 minutes for mindless activity.

1:14pm. text brother to beg for help this afternoon. brother says yes. LOVE HIM.

1:15pm. mommy up. cook shrimp scampi for dinner minus shrimp plus chicken. rename to chicken scampi. make banana cream pie for dessert. chat with daddy online thanking him for being awesome.

2:47pm. all 3 awake simultaneously. PERFECT.
one baby up. diapered. in bouncy.
second baby up. diapered. in bouncy.
owen wailing.
owen up. diapered. snack administered.

einstein time again? crap. mommy already so tired of einstein.
babies nursed. owen einsteined.

3:15pm. uncle doose arrives. thank you jesus lord.
owen playtime with doose in backyard.
jack in jumperoo in mommy's bathroom.
parker staring at jack from bumbo.
happy babies.
mommy jumps in shower keeping eyes on babies.

babies watch mommy dry hair. put on make up.
check on owen and doose. suggest bikeride to playground. suggestion taken.
helmet on owen. water in sippy, emergency diaper and wipe pocketed on doose. off they go.

4:00pm. babies back down for catnap in order to last until nighttime.
4:30pm. owen back. in tub for early bath.
5:00pm. daddy home early. thank you jesus lord.
babies up.

5:15pm. doose fed. daddy fed. owen fed.
mommy feeds brothers applesauce.
5:30pm. doose gone. owen plays with daddy.

6:00pm. mommy fed. mommy nurses. mommy changes into scrubs.
6:15pm. daddy starts to bathe brothers. owen repeating mommy i miss you, mommy i miss you upon sight of scrubs.
6:30pm. everyone's day is ending.

and mommy is now heading to work for 7pm.

take that june cleaver.
i win.

JC