If only this was scripted.

Scene:

Jen and Owen are grocery shopping at Albertson’s. Jen is 8 months pregnant and Owen is almost 3 years old. They approach the cashier and place their things on the belt to be checked out.

Cashier: Well, how old are you?

Owen: Almost 3 (holding up 3 fingers).

Cashier: (Looking at Jen's preggo belly) That’s great, that is the perfect spacing between children.

Jen: Yeah, you should tell that to my 17 month old twins.

Cashier: Ooooooh guuuuurl, no you DIDN’T!!!!!