Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

As you are well aware, Jack loves letters.  A LOT.  We have letters all over our house, all of which he likes to point out, randomly shouting the alphabet or spelling his name.  We have these foam letters that connect with each other to make an alphabet mat that all the boys like playing with.  Frequently, Jack likes to hold two of these letters in his hands, he puts one behind his back and says the letter in his hand, and then alternates them.  Yesterday, he decided to pick up the U and the F. 

F - U !!!
F - U !!! 
F - U !!!

He kept shouting it and shouting it and shouting it.  I was cracking up laughing as he is cursing at me.  Instead of scolding him for his potty mouth, I reacted like any parent should, I scrambled to try and record a video from my phone.  Of course it didn't work fast enough and the picture came out fuzzy.  Thankfully, this morning he did it again so at least Jen was able to hear him swear at his dad.

Jack, in a few years when you know what these words are and what they mean.  You are grounded mister.